The people of Etobicoke seem to like their municipal leadership morbidly obese, sweaty, profane, erratic, dishonest and routinely inebriated. The people of ol' Toronto seemingly don't agree. They don't like Rob Ford.
What you're looking at is a classic case of irreconcilable differences, grounds for divorce.
Sometimes you just can't marry Gotham City and Dogpatch. They're just not right for each other. They're incompatible and one will always be making the other's life miserable. That's the one who is usually farting in the hallways and who thinks that drinking and driving is simply mobile multi-tasking.
So premier Wynne, it's time to do right by all the people of the GTA and de-amalgamate the place. Let Toronto be Toronto and, if the rednecks in the burbs like their mayors besotted, blotchy and bleary-eyed, let them have their Rob Ford.