Relax, it's only an idea - one that originated from a reader, Gingersnap.
After all, Rob Ford is a staunch Conservative. Even Sideshow Steve Harper put in an appearance at Ford's summer barbeque to sing praises of the bloated buffoon.
Steve likes to rescue people down on their luck. Harper likes to use the PMO for their rehabilitation. That, after all, was the narrative Steve had to fall back on during the Bruce Carson scandal once all of Steve's previous lies had been debunked. Carson is long gone and, then again, so is Nigel Wright. Harper is currently using some kid he found camped out above the garage at 24 Sussex Drive - the "kid in short pants" - and he could certainly use an experienced hand like the mayor of the largest city in Canada.
Besides, with RCMP security at the prime minister's beck and call, there'd be no more room for "hookers and blow" scandals of the sort that plague Ford at the moment. Think of how grateful Torontonians would be to be relieved of their Chief Humiliator. Harper's PMO is already so corrupt that it's hard to imagine that Ford could make it any worse.