Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Stormy Daniels' Dick Pic


Donald Trump's advice when it comes to women, especially wives, is to deny everything.
Donald Trump said you have to “deny, deny, deny” if you are accused of sexual assault by women, according to veteran journalist Bob Woodward’s new book.

According to the book, Mr Trump – who has been accused by more than a dozen women of inappropriate sexual behaviour – told the friend it is a mistake to display weakness in the face of such accusations. 
“You’ve got to deny, deny, deny and push back on these women,” Mr Trump said, according to Mr Woodward. “If you admit to anything and any culpability, then you’re dead. That was a big mistake you made.”
Trump has been denying having anything to do with porn star Stormy Daniels and her claim that they had a sexual encounter. His word against hers. President versus porn star.

Unfortunately Donnie has an Achilles' - "heel" isn't the right word. According to Daniels, Trump has an unusually shaped todger and she's described it, size and shape, in detail in her new book.

Melania Trump will know if Daniels is telling the truth. Denial won't help her husband get his way out of this one. Things are going to get a little frosty for the Mango Mussolini.

5 comments:

  1. President Yeti Pubes,

    Thanks to Stormy Daniels I have a new nym for the shit stain.

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  2. Apparently there is a fungus among us.

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  3. Alright, I'll bite. What the heck is a 'todger'?

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    1. "todger (plural todgers) (Britain, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, colloquial) A penis. quotations ▼ Few people are very patient when they′ve had less down time than Warren Beatty′s todger."

      https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/todger

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  4. I knew this reminded me of something:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN2gU0XU5FU

    It's all about control. It can work if you keep up a steady flow of bullshit without breaking stride for even a second. The method can also be applied when you're pretending to negotiate something or addressing complaints about home comfort plans.

    Anyway, if it even matters to Melania, she might naturally assume that Stormy could have picked up the information from one or more of the dozens or hundreds of other girls who've seen the thing.

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