tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post5692941091894715442..comments2024-03-22T05:20:44.167-07:00Comments on The Disaffected Lib: Best Lawyer Joke - EVERThe Mound of Soundhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09023839743772372922noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post-10927228008954570632017-05-06T09:13:23.699-07:002017-05-06T09:13:23.699-07:00I take in some new stuff from it as well, a debt o...I take in some new stuff from it as well, a debt of gratitude is in order for sharing your data. <a href="http://lakelandlawyers.net" rel="nofollow">Bankruptcy Attorney Lakeland Fl</a><br />Lauren Gottliebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593983796269846834noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post-47199556965023877402015-09-17T16:15:04.484-07:002015-09-17T16:15:04.484-07:00MoS:
You opened the door, although I liked yours,...MoS:<br /><br />You opened the door, although I liked yours, and PLG's Asimov one is one I recall reading back in the day (for all that PLG and I tend to clash, I find it amusing that we share some interests in common, including SF and manga), and I always loved that one.<br /><br />Still though, this is the first post at your blog in a long time to give me a good healthy laugh without any tinges of ugliness, thank you for that!<br /><br />deb Scott:<br /><br />That isn't a joke, that is their standard business practice.<br /><br />Anon: Shakespeare did it better with simply kill all thew lawyers, anything after that is variations on the classic theme...:)Scotianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06284856315992405261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post-27370119111918873072015-09-17T10:35:55.092-07:002015-09-17T10:35:55.092-07:00A pox on all your houses!A pox on all your houses!The Mound of Soundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09023839743772372922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post-46379490248030795762015-09-17T10:30:19.833-07:002015-09-17T10:30:19.833-07:00challenge accepted.
"how many lawyers does it...challenge accepted.<br />"how many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"<br />Ans"none, they hire someone, charge you double and bill you the hours"<br /><br />do I pass, do I...loldebhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17230156686226794005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post-596897563353939362015-09-17T10:14:39.083-07:002015-09-17T10:14:39.083-07:00Your honour, the plaintiff has not explained the f...Your honour, the plaintiff has not explained the four lawyer jokes that he claims exist. As such, I ask that the case be dismissed.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post-16514622974384629602015-09-17T09:31:27.733-07:002015-09-17T09:31:27.733-07:00Now that I think about it, I do know an old, old l...Now that I think about it, I do know an old, old lawyer joke that I read in something by Isaac Asimov and haven't heard since. You may have heard it, but I doubt it's one of the four.<br /><br />A doctor, a mason and a lawyer are chatting and they get to a discussion of whose profession is the oldest. The doctor points out that shortly after creation, God took a rib out of Adam and made Eve out of it. That, he says, was an act of surgery, and so medicine dates way back to creation. <br />The mason is unimpressed. God, he says, built the heavens and the earth out of the primordial chaos. So God was doing construction work before Adam and Eve were ever made.<br />"Ah", purrs the lawyer, "but who do you think created the chaos?"Purple library guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01930984683714519212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post-89829700240667835642015-09-17T08:33:32.315-07:002015-09-17T08:33:32.315-07:00Yes, I sneer at your feeble joke, one of the four ...Yes, I sneer at your feeble joke, one of the four I reference.The Mound of Soundhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09023839743772372922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32931256.post-62258067004070165012015-09-17T08:05:19.460-07:002015-09-17T08:05:19.460-07:00My favourite lawyer joke (which you will sneer at)...My favourite lawyer joke (which you will sneer at): "What do you call lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start".<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com