I know what Little Stevie is getting for Christmas. In the spirit of our loving, ever forgiving and redeeming Jesus Christ, Stevie will be getting "Left Behind: Eternal Force." It's a video game in which Born Again stormtroopers go around slaughtering disbelievers. Ordinary Christians don't stand a chance, don't even begin to think of what lies in store for Jews or Muslims. It's sort of like a 21st century Crusade, isn't it?
Don't worry, there are plenty of shopping days left before Christmas for you to repent your evil ways.
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