Thursday, February 01, 2007

Another Missive from the Tool Box


Now I remember why I tossed my subscription to The Globe and Mail. Today's headline "Harper Puts Green Machine in Motion, Frayed by criticism, PM sends Baird on climate offensive to Paris summit" is all the reminder I need.

Green Machine, what the hell is that? I haven't seen it, does it actually exist except in the mind of some Globe editor? And, as for Harper sending Baird on a "climate offensive" what can that possibly mean? Is Baird supposed to go over there and smack a bunch of Frenchmen? I understand the guy is offensive, sure, but does attending a briefing constitute a climate offensive?

And Harper is "willing" to attend a UN summit on global warming if the SecGen sends him an invitation? Is that the vaunted Green Machine?

The worst part is that it took four Globe reporters to churn out that piece of crap.

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