This Will Get Your Attention - Sex Injury Survey

The Telegraph reports that a full third of British adults admit to having suffered some injury during sex. It's a pretty funny article. The newspaper has also abbreviated the problem in lists:

Most common injuries during sex:

1. Pulled muscle
2. Injured back
3. Carpet burns
4. Cricked neck
5. Bashing elbows / knees
6. Bruised shoulder
7. Twisted knee
8. Sprained / strained wrist
9. Sprained / strained ankle
10. Bending fingers back

Most dangerous locations:

1. Sofa
2. Stairs
3. Car
4. Shower
5. Bedroom
6. On a chair
7. Kitchen table
8. Garden
9. Lavatory
10. In a work cupboard

Most commonly broken items:

1. Bed frame
2. Wine / pint glass
3. Picture
4. Chair
5. Tea cup
6. Wall
7. Chest of drawers
8. Door
9. Window
10. Vase