Not White Enough for Canada

The new $100 bill featured the image of a woman peering into a microscope.   That is until a focus group decided the woman looked, gasp, "Asian."   So, relax, you're not going to be having any yellow women on your hard-earned huns.  The Bank of Canada has laundered the bill, altering the image so the woman no longer looks evil, inscrutable, dangerous.   She's now genuine white bread.