If You're Going to Get Arrested for Beating Up Your Wife, Then...

Don't be sporting a T-shirt with the word "Obey" emblazoned on it when the cops show up to put you in cuffs.

Alleged NFL Abuser of the Day is Arizona Cardinals' running back Jonathan Dwyer. The cops say Dwyer head butted his wife when she refused his sexual advances and then punched her in the face the next day for good measure.

Jonathan, everything you wear may and will be used against you in a court of law - you abusive bastard.