Thursday, May 24, 2018

Get 'Em While They're Still Sorta Hot


It's not too late to order your very own Trump-Kim commemorative peace summit coin. It's a handsome reminder of the astonishing breakthrough that brought nuclear disarmament and peace to the Korean peninsula and earned Donald J. Trump the Nobel Peace Prize.


You can still order yours from the White House Gift Shop. But wait, there's more! It's the "Deal of the Day" now reduced from $24.95 to the low, low price of just $19.95. Get yours now.


9 comments:

  1. Sad thing is that failure ( not meeting) will be rewarded.
    The coins will eventually be collectors items, along with electrical insulators and pre 1970 Coca Cola bottles.

    Strange days indeed.

    TB

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  2. Well, TB, you know all you need to get your very own

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  3. It appears there has been a stampede for these commemorative coins which shows that Americans still do have a sense of humour. The White House gift shop online has been down all day due to demand for this "historic" coin. Trump is #1.

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  4. Round these parts a big block Chevy engine could swing an election as could a six pack of Lucky!
    Nah, the Trumpian Dollar won't go far.
    That said in Lower Oregon or the higher elevations of the Tennessee coal mountains it will adorn the local alter..

    TB

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  5. Most Americans would rather have one of these than a Nobel Peace Prize--even liberals down here prefer the illusion of peace to the real thing.

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  6. Trump is taking the piss out of you Fake Liberals, Fake Progressives, Fake Journalists, Fake Academics, etc.

    What you hyper-partisan, void-worshiping weasels should've considered before flying off the handle with all your all-too-predictable bullshit, is how Trump does negotiations.

    He's got the boy dictator in a box. The only way out – alive – for the boy is peace. Trump holds all the cards. The minute the boy starts acting up, Trump walks away from the table. Because he knows the boy is being disingenuous. He knows this from how the boy's abominable dynasty played previous incompetent presidents the past 25 years.

    Little Rocket Man is going nowhere. Neither is Trump. The boy has a lion by the tail. The lion doesn't want to wipe the boy and his people off the map. But those are the big-boy rules when you want to join the nuclear club: Mutually Assured Destruction. If you don't got any game, then it's just Self-Assured Destruction.

    Trump is also saving Iran from being wiped off the map by Israel. The moment Israel believes Iran is close to developing a nuclear weapon: preemptive nuclear war. (Might be called the Six-Minute War.)

    'Obomba' spread war, chaos and terrorism across the Middle East expanding on the Bush Jr. war-profiteering era (after winning a Nobel Peace Prize!) Trump is cleaning up their mess. Unlike Obama, he ain't getting paid speaking fees for MIC scooby snacks. He figures he can make twice that in merchandising alone!

    Art of the Deal, kiddies! Suck it!

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  7. It had to happen.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/trump-kim-summit-coin-collectible-punch-line-n877336

    TB

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  8. If you ever wondered what they're thinking on the other side of the fence. Here's some interesting commentary:

    "Trump is a freaking genius. He has singlehandedly gotten the Dems to publicly back Hamas, MS-13, and Lil Kim leading into the midterm elections. You can't buy this kind of political gold. No wonder the wide Dem margin on the generic ballot has disappeared."

    When Dems get slaughtered in the midterms they'll say its because voters are "evil racists." And voters will laugh at them.

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  9. Dems to publicly back Hamas, MS-13, and Lil Kim leading into the midterm elections.

    Sorry squire; Kim is landing a 300 lb Trump on a 5 lb line.

    TB

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