Forget Champagne & Reefer. Make Mine a Bicycle & Dope.

I don' wanna live like Buddy Guy.   I wanna live like Lance Armstrong.

Here's his house, or one of them any way.

And this is the room where he keeps his Tour de France jerseys.

 

And here's Lance's super  eco-friendly Nissan Leaf

 

That he uses when to get him to his Gulfstream private jet, N7LA, that he uses when he needs to chat with Auntie Oprah.

Poor bugger.  

 h/t richbutbroke