None of the reich-wing, open-mouthers can handle the results of the mid-term elections, probably because there has never been such a group of total hacks joined at the hip to their political benefactors. Hannity, Limbaugh, Coulter were essentially on neo-con life support. Hardly any wonder then that their post-election comments have been so bizarre - sort of like the noise they use in movies when they throw holy water on vampires. Speaking of the blood-sucking undead, here's the poignant lament of Ann Coulter:
"So the left won the House and also Nicaragua. They've had a good week. At least they don't have their finger on the atom bomb yet. Democrats support surrender in Iraq, higher taxes and the impeachment of President Bush. They just won an election by pretending to be against all three.
"Jon Tester, Bob Casey Jr., Heath Shuler, possibly Jim Webb — I've never seen so much raw testosterone in my life. The smell of sweaty jockstraps from the "new Democrats" is overwhelming.
"Having predicted this paltry Democrat win, my next prediction is how long it will take all these new "gun totin' Democrats" to be fitted for leotards.
"Now that they've won their elections and don't have to deal with the hicks anymore, Tester can cut lose the infernal buzz cut, Casey can start taking "Emily's List" money, and Webb can go back to writing more incestuously homoerotic fiction ... and just in time for Christmas!
"The Democrats say we need a "new direction" in Iraq. Yeah, it's called "reverse." Democrats keep talking about a new military strategy in Iraq. How exactly is cut-and-run a new strategy? The French have been doing it for years. The Democrats are calling their new plan for Iraq "Operation Somalia."
"The Democrats certainly have their work cut out for them. They have only two years to release as many terrorists as possible and lock up as many Republicans as they can. Republicans better get that body armor for the troops the Democrats are always carping about — and fast. The troops are going to need it for their backs."
Hell that no fury?
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Don't bring women into it!, lol.
Hell hath no fury like a displaced neo-con sychophant, whose rants were finally ignored.
They'll all be jumping up and down, saying "look at me, I'm stil relevant", for the forseeable future.
If a real plan starts showing real results, they'll be rendered useless, at long last.
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