Thursday, June 14, 2007

The Upside of Global Warming brings us the Top 10 Best Things About Global Warming:

10. Why pay for tattoos when melanoma's free?

9. No more pesky weeds. In fact, no more pesky plants.

8. Nile Encephalitis: not just for Egyptians anymore.

7. Furnaces convert easily into tornado shelters.

6. Helsinki: the new Riviera.

5. Middle East oil producers feel right at home— everywhere.

4. Golfers only need a putter and a sand wedge.

3. For those who can't get enough of global warming. One word: Venus.

2. Steaks, medium rare, on the hoof.

1. Three thongs and you're dressed!


Anonymous said...

"Why pay for tattoos when melanoma's free?"

Wrong environmental problem

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