Man Bites Dog

News of the weird. Police in El Cerrito, California arrested John Sheehan for possession of a concealed weapon. What was unusual about the arrest was that the suspect was naked at the time. Turns out Mr. Sheehan had a homemade metal awl, wrapped in electrical tape, concealed in the only place a naked guy could hide such a thing. Naturally the police called fire fighters to recover the contraband. Somebody must owe somebody else a huge favour for that one.