Dog For Sale * Free to good home.
* Excellent guard dog.
* Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are
no more thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
* Most of them knew him only as 'Holy Shit.'
Just out of curiosity I looked this up. The biggest dog still living is, according to Guiness, "Hercules," a 282-pound English Mastiff from the Boston area. Prior to Hercules, the title was held by the late "Zorba," also an English Mastiff. In 1989 at age 8, Zorba tipped the scales at 343 pounds.