Saturday, May 21, 2011

Rapture Ruptured

Either God gave Australia and New Zealand a pass or Christian doomsday seer Harold Camping is just another windy bag of shit.

Camping prophesied that "the end" would arrive today at 6 p.m. according to whatever time zone you live in.   Dead folks were supposed to emerge from their graves.   The goodies would be swept up to heaven.  The baddies to be shamed in ways only the 89-year old nutjob could foresee.

Apparently the dead on the t'other side of the International Date Line didn't get the message and their eternal dirt nap continues undisturbed.  The Guardian claims that some people actually believed the old fart, sold their possessions and took to the streets.   Bet there were some sweet deals there.

The line of the day:

Kieran Healy had a slightly more comforting message for those disappointed at not joining Jesus:   "I guess on Sunday when the #Rapture people feel really upset, we can't console them by saying 'Cheer up, it's not the end of the world.'"


Nick said...

understand that the SON does not know the exact date on which the following prophesy will occur—"only the FATHER". so, anyone who claims to know the exact date has been misled.

yes, HE will come to snatch up all who are "in CHRIST", but first all who have passed away. "After that, we who are still alive and are left will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the LORD in the air. And so we will be with the LORD forever."(1Th 4:16-17 NIV)

so that you will not be misled today, study the Bible today.(Mat 24:36; Mar 13:32)

WILLY said...

WTF I thought when you died you went to heaven. Now it's going to be zombies rising from the grave. GMAFB and what about the virgins? Are there going to be any virgins?

That's it for me it is now going to be heaven on earth, starting with a glass of Scotland's finest. Here's to you MoS, nice to see you back to your proficient self.

Have a great weekend.