Sunday, December 23, 2007

Canada's Misfit of The Year

For reminding us just how greasy Conservative leadership gets (and why we threw his party into the sewer). Canada's Misfit of the Year - Lyin' Brian Mulroney

For showing us that new Conservatives can be just as arrogant as the old bunch. First runner-up, our very own Furious Leader, the Smugmeister himself, Little Stevie Harper.

For showing us that honesty, integrity and mental stability are optional in a Conservative cabinet - Second Runner Up - EnviroMin, Mad Dog the Bali Buster, John Baird

For showing Canadians that the Conservative party is so lacking in talent that a guy who looks (and acts) like this guy can get into Cabinet, Third Runner Up - Tony Clement.


Godammitkitty said...

Great post :)

Say, is that a bottle of Liquid Paper in the lower-left corner of the Harper photo? What on earth would he be doing with that...

Best Wishes,

The Mound of Sound said...

Yes, I believe you're right. I have it on very good authority that Harpo does White Out shooters when nobody's looking. Apparently he gets higher than a kite on the stuff.

Ti-Guy said...

What on earth would he be doing with that...

Harper's "me time" is spent indulging in the fantasy of what The Charter of Rights and Freedoms might look like after a few "corrections."

Anonymous said...

Oh hey - must be someone else's white-out - Harper never makes mistakes.

Or, he whites-out Dion's photos.

Or, it's really make-up but uses the liquid paper bottle to hide it.

Or, he has a map of North America and is whiting out the "border" between Canada and US.