Another foot - the fifth in the span of a year - clad like all the others in a running shoe has washed up on the British Columbia shore.
This time, however, it's a left foot. All the others have been rights. The Latin word for left is, of course, "sinister." As though four right feet weren't sinister enough.
No word yet on whether the leftie is a match for any of the righties.
The police, as ever, have no idea what this is all about. I will resist the urge to pun this one silly. Weird, just plain weird.