Thursday, July 09, 2015
Magnum PI, You Prick!
The former star of TV's Magnum P.I. and, oh I don't know, I suppose something else that I can't remember, is reported to have been caught stealing water - from a hydrant - by the truckload for his 60-acre ranch and avocado farm in the not so Hidden Valley area of California.
Sellick and wife were served with a cease and desist order but, hey, this is America, the land of the free, and if you can't find a hydrant where no one's looking and you don't have a tanker truck, well that's your problem. This is what made America great (it really is, ask the indians).
The local water authority spent $22-grand on investigators who discovered that at least 12-tanker loads of illicit H20 made their way to the Sellick homestead.
Oh, Tom, you shameless whore!