Relax. You're just going through a bout of separation anxiety for deserting your post and abandoning the Left. You want to be Latter Day Liberals, you've gotta suck it up and learn to get over these pangs of conscience. It's all part of the process of becoming the very thing that, for so many decades, you reviled.
Now, about those rightwing Greens. Well this sounds really neoliberal. Elizabeth May would like to make an announcement of a new Green Party policy she calls the the Guaranteed Liveable Income, or GLI.
Our plan will ensure no Canadian’s income falls below what is necessary for health, life, and dignity.
Providing our most at-risk citizens with the resources they need to make ends meet greatly reduces the burden on our emergency and social services, saving our system money, and empowering all citizens to overcome periods of hardship.
Together, we can end poverty in Canada.
The GLI provides reassurance for families struggling to make ends meet, a vital helping hand for stay-at-home parents, stability for the thousands of Canadians who can only find part-time work, and much needed support for those looking to complete their education and launch a successful career.
Cue La Marseillese and let's storm the Bastille of neoliberalism. Or, if that's too progressive for you just vote for Tommy Angry Beard. Hmm. I wonder what Tony Blair would look like with facial hair?