Those silly Chinese and their tempers. Outraged that the Nobel committee decided to award this year's Nobel peace prize to a Chinese activist, China has announce the creation of its own peace prize, the Confucius peace prize. This from the lovely folks who brought you the Tienanmen Square massacre.
Apparently the Confucius will be awarded each year the day prior to the Nobel award. Insiders have said the actual Confucius prize itself looks remarkably like a pirated Michael Jackson CD. The world waits with baited breath.