Tuesday, September 26, 2017
He's Baaack! Pastor Jimmy Bakker is Back and He's As Wingy as Ever.
Reverend Jimmy has learned his lesson after serving a stretch in the Greybar Hotel. There'll be no more swindlin' the Gullibillies on non-existant time shares. The new hustle is "food buckets" at $3,700 a pop. These are magical food buckets. No sooner will you empty one than God will, sure as hell, fill it right back up again. Somehow that translates into buy as many bottomless buckets as you can. I guess it's a Christian thing. Jimmy thinks springing for a million bucks worth of food buckets is ideal.
And for everyone who does pony up an even million, Jimmy will throw in a bucket of Tammy Faye's original carnival makeup.