Friday, July 20, 2018

Hey, You Can Finally Put Away the 12 Gauge

Some say the best part of your Golden Years is sitting on the veranda in your rocker yelling at the future to "get the f#@k" off your lawn. But, delightful as that is, and it truly is, it can get old after a while. That's why they invented Bug-a-Salt!! You sit in that rocker and, when you're not yelling at the neighbourhood kids, you can shoot flies. Hey, you're old. They're drawn to you. And, as the kids say, payback is a bitch!


Lorne said...

I want one because, well, just because.

The Mound of Sound said...

Amazon sells them. Mine should be delivered on Wednesday and, yes, just because.

Trailblazer said...

My goodness, the NRA have infiltrated this website!!
Next it will be those pointy white hats and robes to keep the bugs from biting of course!!

On second thoughts will one really injure my neighbours pesky cat that kills the birds?


The Mound of Sound said...

You probably won't injure the cat but if the salt was aimed just right that frustrating feline might not put in an appearance for a while.