Where is Michael Cohen now that Trump needs a man with his skills set? Oh, that's right. He's in prison.
With world leaders caught laughing behind Trump's back, the last thing he needs for Christmas is a return visit from former Playboy playmate, Karen McDougal.
Only Karen is back, thanks to a careless remark by FOX loudmouth, Tucker Carlson, who claimed she “approached Donald Trump and threatened to ruin his career and humiliate his family if he doesn’t give them money.”
McDougal has filed suit in a New York state court for defamation. FOX has said it will vigorously defend the claim.
The former playmate has dished the dirt on Trump in lurid detail. She even said that the impassioned couple shagged in Trump's apartments in Trump Tower while Melania was off somewhere recovering from the birth of their son, Barron. Nice touch, Don.
With a disastrous NATO summit behind him, the Americans backing out of the UN climate accord, Congress about to impeach his narcissistic ass, and his poll numbers flagging, a rehash of his affair with Karen McDougal might just drive Trump to despair.