Wednesday, November 28, 2007

God Made Him Do It. No, Really.

Richard Roberts, son of Oral, has announced his resignation from his post as president of Oral Roberts University.

Roberts told an assembly of students that God told him on Thanksgiving that he should retire the very next day.

Oral Roberts U has sunk into a pile of scandal lately. Ricky is being sued for lavish, personal spending habits while the U sunk $50-mill into debt. Then there are claims that his wife, Lindsay, has had a thing for some of the very young, male students.

Roberts said God told him he would ``do something supernatural for the university'' if he stepped down from the job he held at the 5,700-student school since 1993. Amen, brother.

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