Billy Knows Best

President Flubber has been floating the idea that the Access Hollywood tape in which he was heard boasting about how his celebrity allowed him to molest beautiful women wasn't actually his voice. Perhaps it was someone else trying to sound like Trump simply to embarrass him, an election dirty trick.

"Bullshit" says Billy. That would be Billy Bush, the former Access Hollywood host who was with Trump on the bus when the Mango Mussolini uttered the now infamous words, "Grab 'em by the pussy." Billy should know. Not only was he there but it cost him his job when the tape leaked out.

"President Trump is currently indulging in some revisionist history, reportedly telling allies... that the voice on the tape is not his. This has hit a raw nerve in me," Bush added.

He said the president was "wantonly poking the bear" as the US was trying to come to terms with years of sexual abuse and misconduct against leading figures in the media and entertainment industry.