Thursday, December 28, 2017
Dear Roy Moore:
You're a God fearin', God praisin', God lovin' man.
You proudly proclaim that God's law, or at least your God's law as you perceive it, is the highest law of the land.
Now, Roy, here's the thing. If your all knowing, all seeing, omnipotent God wanted your sorry ass in the United States Senate, He would not have packed those ballot boxes with 20,000 extra votes for Democrat Doug Jones. God would have packed those ballot boxes with an extra 20,000 votes for your devout ass. Only He didn't.
So calm your tits, Roy. Have a quiet word with God. Ask him why He screwed up. He's probably got some good reason.