Saturday, March 24, 2012

I Hope They Incinerated the Old One


Dick Cheney has had a change of heart - no, really, he has changed his heart.   The old one was cut out and a dandy new one implanted.  The rotten Dick has survived five heart attacks, the first suffered at age 37.

What a waste of a perfectly good heart and, presumably, some perfectly good human being whose life could otherwise have been saved by it.   Then again if Cheney had gone for a dirt nap back when he was 37 our world might look a lot different today.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the old one was some kind of pump they got from Europe?

The Mound of Sound said...

I believe you're right. I think Cheney was making do with his iHeart for about 20 months.