Wednesday, September 16, 2015
Best Lawyer Joke - EVER
I like good lawyer jokes. They're far and few between. Everyone seems to have one but they're usually just some version of one of four. Boring.
Best lawyer joke ever. From some Stephen Fry game show on BBC.
Q: What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A: One in 50-million has a chance of becoming a human being.
Yes! Love it. A new, genuinely original, lawyer joke.
BTW - I used to keep track of clients' lawyer jokes with a sort of hash mark on the bottom left side of the file. When, but only when, I won the client's case I would count up the notches and add an appropriate amount to the fee. The odd thing was, even those in truly dire straits couldn't help but tell lawyer jokes to the one guy in whose hands they had entrusted their fate. If you're ever in that situation, do yourself a favour - DON'T.