The Copenhagen climate summit drew hordes of wannabes and hangers-on but now the party is moving to Cancun! Yippee! Margaritas all around!
If you have the slightest concern for our planet, pack your sandals, a swimsuit or two and a good, SPF 30 and get ready to di di mau to the fabulous Mayan Riviera. Just remember, what happens in Cancun, stays in Cancun.
Is it any goddamned wonder these climate summits are always flops? Look at the destinations - Kyoto, Bali, Rio, Copenhagen, Cancun. This is one giant revolving holiday junket!
Look, these are United Nations-sponsored summits. Why not just hold'em where the UN does the rest of its business - in New York. That's right, boring old New York where every country already has a delegation, most of them underemployed.
Or not. Cancun, November 29th to December 10th. Should be a hell of a party.