Friday, February 13, 2009

Blackwater No More

The infamous security firm, Blackwater, has decided a name change is in order. It's now 'Xe' - pronounced Zeee.

Zeee's president, Gary Jackson, sent a memo to employees saying that Blackwater (oops, sorry!) will no longer be seeking out security gigs but will, instead, focus on training other unemployed would-be mercenaries to shoot up civilians.

"This company will continue to provide personnel protective services for high-threat environments when needed by the US government, but its primary mission will be operating our training facilities around the world, including the flagship campus in North Carolina," Jackson said.

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