Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Your Daily Laugh

The world and the Liberal Party of Canada are going to hell in a handbasket. Might as well pause of a giggle:

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors name what they do 'practice' ?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


sassy said...

Thanks for the chuckles :-)

Oemissions said...

And why are their rich, poor and something in the middle?

The Mound of Sound said...

Oh c'mon Oem. As we get longer in the tooth, it's all about "something in the middle."

James Curran said...

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If merge left, where did he go?

Why does your garbage weigh more than your groceries?