Thursday, January 10, 2008

"Beyond the Call of Duty" - Is Harper Nuts?

Our Furious Leader, Sharper, says he has no intention of sacking his natural resources minister Gary Lunn over his bungling of the Chalk River reactor incident.

To the contrary, Sharper, utterly divorcing himself from reality, praised the miniscule minister saying he "acted beyond the call of duty" in his inept handling of the reactor shutdown.

Beyond the call of duty? Where did Sharper get that line, Forrest Gump? And what great heroic deed did Lunn perform that went beyond the call of duty? Was he in some sort of great peril other than from his reckless manipulations of the truth?

Thank you George w. Harper for your insights on Lunn's ineptitude.

3 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

Heckuva job, Lunny.

Mike said...

Why yes, Harper is nuts. You're not just realizing that are you?

The Mound of Sound said...

And I thought he was merely ideologically malevolent. Shattered!