It seems that the Australian Capital Territory doesn't have any criminal law prohibiting bestiality. That's all that's saving Australian Rugby League star, Joel Monaghan, from prosecution after a photo became public of him literally "screwing the pooch."
It seems to have happened in the course of a drunken, end of season rugby revel called "Mad Monday." Monaghan's agent described it as a "prank played on an absent teammate" who happened to own the dog. Prank? No, I don't think so.
Maybe those Australians should look to see what else might be missing from their criminal laws.