Saturday, December 06, 2008

Just In Time for Christmas - Kids' Killing Arcades

Don't today's hard-pressed parents have enough to deal with protecting their adolescent kids from pushers, peds and other reprobates? Now, if the US Army has its way, they'll also have to keep their kids out of the clutches of military recruiters.

The US military has revealed plans to open what amount to kids' killing arcades across the country at malls where young people hang out. From AlterNet:

In its constant effort to lure young people into the killing business, the office of military recruitment has come up with a whiz bang showcase to appeal to a generation that's been raised on computer games and that hangs out at the mall a lot. It's called the "Army Experience Center," and the first one has opened right across from the Dave & Busters food and fun outlet in a mall in northeast Philadelphia.

With more than 14,000 square feet of prime mall space, the experience center is bigger than three basketball courts and is filled with lots of dazzle. There are nearly 80 video gaming stations, all sorts of interactive exhibits, a replica command-and-control center, and -- best of all -- a bunch of high-tech simulators that let the kids get a feel for the military action of, say, a Black Hawk helicopter.

The simulators are way cool. For example, youngsters can sit in a model chopper with a simulator that makes it seem as though they're ripping right over a mountain village, and – get this – they get the thrill of shooting at enemies in the village! Yes, the virtual thrill of the kill coming to a mall near you. And, indeed, the army says it hopes to replicate the experience all across the country.

One enthusiastic Army general says that the center is "a learning laboratory." Yeah, but... do we really want youngsters learning that stuff? Not to worry, say the recruiters, for the Army does have rules – for example, while the "laboratory" is open to all ages, kids can't play the video games until they're 13. No toddlers allowed.

1 comment:

sassy said...

This amounts to no less than the recruitment of child soldiers for future use, by stupidly evil people. Despicable.