George and Laura have decided not to spend their sunset years at the Crawford ranch after all. Now that George doesn't need the cowboy stage set, he and Laura are moving back to their old neighbourhood in Dallas.
Mark my words, we will miss this Bozo when he's gone.
According to AlterNet, George won't miss the ranch when he's gone. He only bought it in 1999 when he decided to run for the presidency, he can't ride a horse (seems he's afraid of them) and all the cattle at the place belonged to someone who leased the ranchland from him.