Friday, January 11, 2013

Why, Do They Taste Like Chicken?

I recently received an e-mail from Hedy Fry about "how to find Liberals near you."   Truth be told, I'd rather know how to find Mormons near me because rumour has it they keep a full year's worth of food stockpiled and that information could come in handy some day.  That beats locating some Liberal with a shoebox full of Dion and Ignatieff campaign buttons any day.

And then I got to thinking.   What if it was Steve Harper or Vic Toews sending the same e-mail, "how to find Liberals near you"?   Coming from Fry the message is boring.   Coming from the Prince of Darkness or one of his coven it would be breathtakingly sinister.

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