Friday, January 11, 2013
Why, Do They Taste Like Chicken?
I recently received an e-mail from Hedy Fry about "how to find Liberals near you." Truth be told, I'd rather know how to find Mormons near me because rumour has it they keep a full year's worth of food stockpiled and that information could come in handy some day. That beats locating some Liberal with a shoebox full of Dion and Ignatieff campaign buttons any day.
And then I got to thinking. What if it was Steve Harper or Vic Toews sending the same e-mail, "how to find Liberals near you"? Coming from Fry the message is boring. Coming from the Prince of Darkness or one of his coven it would be breathtakingly sinister.