Recent throughts from The Tweet of God:
Well I've lost faith in you, too.
Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can't help you now. We're too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.
"Atheist" is an anagram for "eat shit". Advantage, Me.
Paula Deen saying all that matters is "what's in your heart" is cardiologically hilarious.
Wow, I really enjoyed deciding who won the Stanley Cup.
Just because someone's richer or more famous or talented doesn't mean they're happy. It just means they're happier than YOU.
The big difference between me and Kanye is I impregnated a virgin, whereas Kanye... well, did not.
Sometimes Jesus asks himself, "What would some self-righteous hypocrite do?"
Canada, never elect mayors again.
Love it! :) Linda
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