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Thursday, October 18, 2018
I Know Who Murdered Khoshoggi.
Want to know who executed Jamal Khoshoggi? It was Mashad Saad al-Bastani. How do I know? The 31-year old Saudi air force lieutenant seen entering the Saudi consulate before Khoshoggi was butchered just happened to die in a mysterious car accident. Mein Gott, what a coincidence!
Well, that's that then. Crown prince Mohammad bin Salman is absolutely off the hook. It was that al-Bastani guy all along and he's not saying anything to the contrary.