This shouldn't come as a surprise but here's Rick Mercer's take on the dickhead we know as Steve Harper
Yeah, it's Lil' Steve and, yes, he's a dildo.
CBC "comedian" Rick Mercer has painted the face of Canada's 22nd prime minister on a wooden penis. The piece of "art" is called "Lil' Steve".
It's all for a good cause. The wooden phallus—or "woody"—and others like it are being auctioned off as a fundraiser for the Calgary Sexual Health Centre.
The centre provides pregnancy testing, birth-control and post-abortion
counselling, sexuality-education programs, anti-homophobia
presentations, and other services—you know, stuff Harper's Conservative
"Woodies are wooden phalluses that we use to demonstrate proper condom use," the centre's auction website
states. "These woodies have been hand-decorated by some prominent
supporters of our work who have graciously donated their talents so that
we can offer these unique conversation pieces to other supporters like
Right now, bids on "Lil' Steve" are up to $694. The auction closes on October 25.
And surely, demonstrating condom technique is all "Lil' Steve" will be used for.