Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Meanwhile, Back in the Kremlin

"Comrade President, it has happened. Trump is now the presumptive presidential candidate of America's Republican Party."

"Excellent. Now summon the Kremlin psychiatrists. We need this Trump profiled. I will roll him up like a decadent, cream filled croissant. America has finally gone too far. It has cut its own throat."

Meanwhile, at Langley, Virginia:

"Mr. Director, it has happened. Trump is now the presumptive presidential nominee of the Republican Party."

"Ah, goddamn! Shit, son of a bitch! America has finally gone too far. Wait, I know. Do we still have anyone around from that Grassy Knoll operation?"


Anonymous said...

My take is that Potus Trump will have very cordial relationship with CIA which, incidentally, had nothing to do with grassy knoll operation...

The Mound of Sound said...

I think you've got that one dead wrong, A..non.

America's intelligence/national security apparatus thinks Trump presents a grave danger to the US. Within the last two months a swarm of prominent Republicans in the national security field signed an open letter in which they pointedly expressed their concerns.

What aspect of Trump's personality do you think the CIA would find endearing? Please.

And, by the way, the Grassy Knoll reference was satirical. I thought that was pretty obvious.