Wednesday, May 04, 2016
Meanwhile, Back in the Kremlin
"Comrade President, it has happened. Trump is now the presumptive presidential candidate of America's Republican Party."
"Excellent. Now summon the Kremlin psychiatrists. We need this Trump profiled. I will roll him up like a decadent, cream filled croissant. America has finally gone too far. It has cut its own throat."
Meanwhile, at Langley, Virginia:
"Mr. Director, it has happened. Trump is now the presumptive presidential nominee of the Republican Party."
"Ah, goddamn! Shit, son of a bitch! America has finally gone too far. Wait, I know. Do we still have anyone around from that Grassy Knoll operation?"