Tuesday, December 29, 2015
In 'Silly Bugger' News
10,000 Aussies swarmed a botanical garden outside Adelaide to experience a rare plant that can replicate the stench of a rotting corpse. The Titan arum, also called the 'corpse flower,' comes from the Sumatran rainforest. It takes a decade to grow to a height of about three metres before it flowers and releases its nauseating bouquet whereupon it collapses into a heap of rotting vegetation.
Good on ya, silly buggahs down undah.
Here's to the Qatari royal family who loaded aboard nine jets for the emergency medical evacuation to Switzerland of one prince with a broken leg. Nine jets, one of them an Airbus - one busted leg. Way to go, you silly Sunni buggers.
And then there's the silly rubber robber of Schoppingen, Germany, who laid himself to waste on Christmas Day in an aborted explosive robbery of a condom machine. The 29-year old and his two accomplices thought they might get a few Euros from a roadside condom dispenser by blowing it all to hell. The blast caught one of them in the head - no, the one atop his shoulders. End of story for the silly rubber robber bugger.
Kinda makes you feel a little more normal, eh?
LATE ENTRY -
I'm sorry, I know it's sad. But who in his right mind goes out onto a lake in a duck boat in the midst of a massive windstorm? Another silly bugger gone to an untimely passing.