Friday, December 23, 2016
You Would Cry Too If It Happened to You...
It's Donny's party and he'll pout if he wants to...
Trump says he doesn't want celebrities at his inauguration, just "the people."
Well, isn't that a happy coincidence given the horde of A-List talent not clamoring to attend the event.
Trump's people can't be blamed. They've tried and how they've tried. At first they claimed to have Elton John lined up. And then they worked their way through a list of entertainers only to come up empty.
Trump doesn't need celebrities. They'll taste his exquisite retribution soon enough. Donald Trump always gets his revenge.
Can Scott Baio carry a tune? Then you get Stephen Baldwin on tambourine. Now that's entertainment.
With sincere apologies to the late Lesley Gore:
Better yet, he might be able to get Jimmy Buffett to perform an anthemic tribute to the new presidency: