Wednesday, December 16, 2015
Trump Wars, Scottish Style
His mother was a Gaelic-speaking lass from Stornoway on the Isle of Lewis but that hasn't endeared the Mouth that Roared, Donald Trump, with the Scottish people or their governments.
America's Bellicose Blowhard-in-Chief has popped a fuse over losing an appeal over the Scottish government's decision to allow an offshore wind farm near Trump's luxury Scottish golf resort facility. Trump reckons those whirly-gigs will fuck up the view.
Lawyers for Mr Trump, whose call last week to deny Muslims entry to the United States provoked widespread criticism in Britain, had argued at the UK's top court that the Scottish government's decision to approve the scheme was flawed.
It was the giant orange muff's third and final attempt to fight the wind farm in court. He reacted to his third consecutive loss by denouncing the Scottish government in a statement as "foolish, parochial and small-minded."
The photo above made me think of Mr. Burns from The Simpsons.
Wouldn't it be great if the producers did a segment in which Burns gets a Donald Trump combover/pompadour?