Wednesday, February 12, 2020
How Is He Not Dead?
Donald Trump was in Manchester, New Hampshire, on Monday when he swung by the Red Arrow Diner for lunch.
Trump ordered the 'Newton Burger,' a burger topped by mac and cheese between two grilled cheese sandwiches in lieu of a bun. Oh yeah, and an order of fries. This is what he got:
Tell me how president Gutload isn't dead? A fat burger patty topped with mac and cheese served between two grilled cheese sandwiches plus a generous order of fries. That's a cardiac arrest on a plate. Why won't he do the world a favor and just up and die?