Tory Campaign Slogans

I've been thinking about the coming election. Maybe I'll switch sides and support the Harper Conservatives. I've even been working on some campaign slogans for them:


Help Steve Help Big Oil - Vote Harper!

Save the Endangered Tar Sands - Vote Harper!

Hang'em All - Vote Harper!

Screw Global Warming, Golf in February - Vote Harper!

It's Your Canada, Your Grandkids Can Damn Well Get Their Own - Vote Harper!

Preserve Everything the Bush Administration Stands For - Vote Harper!

Vote Harper - Dick Cheney Will Shoot You in the Face If You Don't!

Vote Harper - He Loves Dick!

Alberta Uber Alles - Vote Harper!

If He Was Any Further Right, He'd Fall Right Out Of The Tree - Vote Harper!

Hidden Agenda? Wanna See It? - Vote Harper!

Don't Let the Bush Legacy Die in 2008 - Vote Harper!

Earth? It's Just One Big Socialist Plot - Vote Harper!

We're Number One, That's Why They're the Third World - Vote Harper!

Mulroney Wasn't Really His Pal - Vote Harper!

The Environment is for Pussies - Vote Harper!

You Gotta Die Sometime - Vote Harper!

Afghanisnam - When You Missed The Real Fun In Iraq - Vote Harper!