Sunday, September 07, 2008

Tory Campaign Slogans

I've been thinking about the coming election. Maybe I'll switch sides and support the Harper Conservatives. I've even been working on some campaign slogans for them:

Help Steve Help Big Oil - Vote Harper!

Save the Endangered Tar Sands - Vote Harper!

Hang'em All - Vote Harper!

Screw Global Warming, Golf in February - Vote Harper!

It's Your Canada, Your Grandkids Can Damn Well Get Their Own - Vote Harper!

Preserve Everything the Bush Administration Stands For - Vote Harper!

Vote Harper - Dick Cheney Will Shoot You in the Face If You Don't!

Vote Harper - He Loves Dick!

Alberta Uber Alles - Vote Harper!

If He Was Any Further Right, He'd Fall Right Out Of The Tree - Vote Harper!

Hidden Agenda? Wanna See It? - Vote Harper!

Don't Let the Bush Legacy Die in 2008 - Vote Harper!

Earth? It's Just One Big Socialist Plot - Vote Harper!

We're Number One, That's Why They're the Third World - Vote Harper!
Mulroney Wasn't Really His Pal - Vote Harper!
The Environment is for Pussies - Vote Harper!
You Gotta Die Sometime - Vote Harper!
Afghanisnam - When You Missed The Real Fun In Iraq - Vote Harper!


sassy said...

Great slogans but a little too honest for the Harper Conservatives to use. :)

Anonymous said...

Drown the polar bears - Vote Harper

Red Tory said...

Brobdingnagian Technology Über Alles!

Variation on a speech given by Harper to the Canada-U.K. Chamber of Commerce in 2006.

The Mound of Sound said...

All contributions gratefully received, even Gulliverian.