Sunday, July 09, 2017

Because Taking the Piss Out of Donald J. Trump Just Never Gets Old

Donald J. Trump, man/baby president of the United States, has set the Twittersphere howling with laughter over his claim that he and Putin have discussed forming "an impenetrable Cyber Security unit so that election hacking, & many other negative things, will be guarded.."

Let the hilarity ensue:

Biggs & I discussed forming an impenetrable Train Security unit so that train robberies, & many other negative things, will be guarded...— James O'Brien (@mrjamesob) July 9, 2017

Spoke to the fox. He agreed to work with us to improve henhouse security.— Paul Singer (@singernews) July 9, 2017

Translation: I have decided that the Hamburglar should be in charge of hamburger security.— Colin T Mitchell (@ColinTMitchell) July 9, 2017

El Chapo and I discussed building an impenetrable prison so that drug kingpins and many others would never escape.

Translation: Democrats will never win another election— Get him tfoh (@PhillyGameday) July 9, 2017

A joint anti cyber security system with our enemy? Are you mad?— Peter Henry Fonda (@iamfonda) July 9, 2017

You want to guard hacking? Not guard against it, guard hacking? You could have phrased that differently, but you didn't.— Stephen Dyer (@Steve_Dyer4) July 9, 2017

Putin: We didn't meddle, ask Trump.
Reporter: But WH hasn't released any info.
Putin laughs: We'll talk to the WH and tell them to fix that.— Ubadah Sabbagh (@Neubadah) July 8, 2017

1 comment:

John B. said...

In order to appreciate the brilliance at play here you've got to know Trump as only his closest associates do. It must be another one of his secret ingenious negotiation tactics. The Russians will never catch on.