Friday, July 28, 2017
Nothing Ever Happens on Friday
See what can happen when you spend a few hours picking plums? Consigliere Reince Priebus fired by Donaldo "The Bloat" Trumpini. His capo, Tony "Tourettes" Scarmucci gets the pink slip from his wife, Diedre Ball, who can no longer stomach Trump's chimp. Homeland Security director, Gen. John Kelly steps up as new chief of staff. Jeff Sessions adds a second layer of sandbags to his office at DoJ. A promotion (sort of), a firing and and a divorce. Sounds like a perfect way to wrap up a week of chaos and failure at Trump Casa Blanca.
It makes an abattoir seem like a rest home compared to Trump's White House.
Think the right isn't falling apart?