I just finished hacking into God's twitter account. Here's a sampling of what's on his mind and, if you're some guy named Zimmerman, you might want to skip this:
I don't recall Native Americans being urged to 'stand their ground.'
To believe in the Bible it helps not to read it.
You do know you're destroying your only home, right? Like, not abstractly. For reals.
My password for the universe is 1234.
Imagine if your boss had a son and as long as you hung out with him you could treat people in the office like shit and never lose your job.
Even I think Zimmerman is guilty, and I'm an old white guy.
I have never been more ashamed of making Florida the model for the human penis.
Injustice is the fabric holding the universe together.
It's always the people who believe in divine judgment who deserve it the most.
No matter what the verdict in the Zimmerman trial, he's already guilty of one thing: murder.
The least developed form of man is Homo Phobicus.
The most "traditional American values" include respecting the land, living in tents, anhd using every part of the buffalo.
Paranoia can be a rewarding alternative to accepting the fact nobody cares about you.