More Tweets of God:
I get too much credit for Friday and not enough for Saturday.
If women didn't want to be sexually harassed they shouldn't have been born with intelligence, self-respect and dignity.
My philosophy is always leave 'em wanting more. Money, food, time on earth, whatever.
If you can make a difference in the life of one person, it should probably be you.
The circumstances under which you should send a photo of your penis to other people are as follows: never.
The people who think the world will end all at once will be largely responsible for it ending gradually.
I had a #RoyalBaby once. Much more low-key. No reporters. No hospital. No sex.
Listening = hearing + giving a crap.
You can't believe everything you read. But many people don't even read what they believe.
Comic-Con is the biggest assemblage of celibate, hero-worshipping sci-fi-lovers since the Last Supper.
Life is unfair, but that's a good thing. If it were fair, things would go even worse for you.